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The local goth serves us drinks underneath the medieval arch. |
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Dark make-up, dark clothes, and even darker thoughts. |
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Man is usually only happy as an embryo. |
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Imagine, I would have sat there, my ass ready and painted for Easter? |
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No, I prefer not writing a book about that. |
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think about the bigger picture, |
do we really need another person with an opinion? |
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He even had to comment on the fact that I am using a garlic press! |
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I do share the believe that music is the devil. |
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One day Lies is fed up with it and starts living on the streets. |
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What is the relationship between maintenance and freedom? |
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While taking a shower she scrubs the cabin. |
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What is the relationship between maintenance and life's dreams? |
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Can you come tomorrow? |
Oh, I rang twice, at the gate and the front door? |
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I can also come back now? |
I live close? |
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I am so sorry. |
The blender is very loud. |
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Can you do tomorrow? |
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Did you already subscribe to the petsitting platform? she asks. |
I tell her, due to a lack of pictures with pets I didn't get through the screening. |
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She suggests I take some selfies with her red tabby cat. |
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The Jehova witness in the doorway is obviously looking at the holes in my sweater. |
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My phone rings, I excuse myself. |
On the other side of the line a women in Paris is screaming at me, asking about my personal approach when cleaning her three story mansion. |
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Are you still going to make that disgusting gratin of yours? |
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I am very moved by the book, |
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and I know I am supposed to appreciate his vibrancy, |
but his cheap whisteling is totally ruining it. |
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He knows how to manipulate me, |
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you have to respect him for that. |
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Tuuttie... |
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We no longer have to worry. |
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There used to be dragons on her mind, now it's mainly boys. |
I am at the ‘T' of speculative fiction, where are you? |
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You don't believe in God. |
I don't believe in ADHD. |
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You look like a big baby. |
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I like that look. |
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