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The local goth serves us drinks underneath the medieval arch. ...
... Dark make-up, dark clothes, and even darker thoughts.
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Man is usually only happy as an embryo. ...
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Imagine, I would have sat there, my ass ready and painted for Easter? ...
... No, I prefer not writing a book about that.
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think about the bigger picture, do we really need another person with an opinion?
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... He even had to comment on the fact that I am using a garlic press!
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... I do share the believe that music is the devil.
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... One day Lies is fed up with it and starts living on the streets.
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... What is the relationship between maintenance and freedom?
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While taking a shower she scrubs the cabin. ...
... What is the relationship between maintenance and life's dreams?
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Can you come tomorrow? Oh, I rang twice, at the gate and the front door?
I can also come back now? I live close?
I am so sorry. The blender is very loud.
Can you do tomorrow? ...
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Did you already subscribe to the petsitting platform? she asks. I tell her, due to a lack of pictures with pets I didn't get through the screening.
She suggests I take some selfies with her red tabby cat. ...
... The Jehova witness in the doorway is obviously looking at the holes in my sweater.
My phone rings, I excuse myself. On the other side of the line a women in Paris is screaming at me, asking about my personal approach when cleaning her three story mansion.
... Are you still going to make that disgusting gratin of yours?
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... I am very moved by the book,
and I know I am supposed to appreciate his vibrancy, but his cheap whisteling is totally ruining it.
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... He knows how to manipulate me,
you have to respect him for that. ...
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Tuuttie... ...
We no longer have to worry. ...
There used to be dragons on her mind, now it's mainly boys. I am at the ‘T' of speculative fiction, where are you?
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You don't believe in God. I don't believe in ADHD.
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You look like a big baby. ...
I like that look. ...